-----Original Message----- From: Hitesh Shah <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 18:20:42 Subject: [Desi Masala] Car park
*Wayne was returning home from a business trip... bags in hand ... and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage.* * Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him.* *“Get in,” the driver ordered. “I’ll take you to your car.”* ** *Startled, Wayne took a step backward. “Ah ... no thanks,” he answered. “I can get there myself.”* ** *“No,” the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. “Get In !”* ** *Wayne’s eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard. * ** *Just then, the driver’s face softened ..... “Please,” he said, “I’ve been driving up and down for two hours. * *I can’t find a space to park and I want yours.”* [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Please forward this message to everyone who will love it! If you like such messages, you may want to join these fun lists by sending blank emails to: Best Jokes & Great Masti: [email protected] Cosmopolitan Showtime: [email protected] Hindi Shayris & Ghazals: [email protected] --------------------------------------- @ THE DESI MASALA HUMOR LIST @ --------------------------------------- Group Email Addresses Post message: [email protected] Moderator: [email protected] To modify your list subscription, please send a blank email to: SUBSCRIBE: [email protected] UNSUBSCRIBE: [email protected] INDIVIDUAL MAILS: [email protected] DAILY DIGEST: [email protected] VACATION HOLD: [email protected] All of you are encouraged to submit your favorite jokes in simple text format to the list! You are requested to properly format your contribution, use a unique subject line, and avoid attachments, virus warnings, chain letters, commercial messages, disclaimers etc. The better you follow the guidelines, and the original or fresher you are, the higher are the chances of your jokes getting posted! You will be banned from the group if you spam or flame fellow members, ignore posting guidelines routinely, send out auto replies, or post advertisements. Fun URLs (May require a login with Yahoo ID) Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala Masala Archives: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/messages Mail Delivery: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join Polls: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/polls Subscribe Box: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/promote Graphical Funnies: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma Romantic Shayris: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/shayris Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
