-----Original Message----- From: T ♥ Bath <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Wed, 15 Jun 2011 06:13:54 To: Ŧ ♥ Bath<[email protected]> Subject: Chumma:*) must read once.,.,. The Leave Applications :)
*See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. ** Just Read It. ** The Leave Applications; ) * · Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: *'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.' * · This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son: *'as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..' * · Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: * 'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..' * · From H.A.L. Administration Dept: * 'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.' * *(Dial 100, Guys! **J** )* · Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: * 'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave' * · An incident of a leave letter: * 'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.' * * * *(Excuse me, Are you a president/prime minister??? )* · A leave letter to the headmaster: * 'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today' * · Another leave letter written to the headmaster: * 'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.' * · Covering note: * 'I am enclosed herewith...' * · Another one: * 'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.' * · Actual letter written for application of leave: * 'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'. * *(where are others ?? he he he he **J** ) * · Letter writing:- * 'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.' * · A candidate's job application: * 'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.* Thanks and best regards, Ŧ ♥ Bath . -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
