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Date: Mon, 4 Jul 2011 07:15:22
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Dear Husband
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
for good. I'vebeen a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that youhad quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you
camehome and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked
yourfavorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate
intwo minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You
don'ttell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything Either
you'recheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm
gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I
are moving awayto West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your Ex-wife
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Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's
true that youand I have been married for seven years, although a good woman
is a far cryfrom what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown
outyour constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you
cutoff all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was
"Youlook just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything ifyou
can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must
havegotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork
sevenyears ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
becausethe price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coinciden ce
that mybrother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and
yournegligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that
wecould work it out. So when I discovere d that I had hit the lotto for
tenmillion dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .
Butwhen I got home you were gone. Everythin g happens for a reason I guess.
Ihope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with
yourletter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take
care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother
was bornCarla. I hope that's not a problem.Thanking
you.
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