-----Original Message----- From: Daksha Thakrar <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2011 09:38:05 Subject: [Desi Masala] did u know???
------------------------------ 1) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2) People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. 3) When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! 4) Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties. 5) Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. 6) A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. 7) The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. 8) Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day. 9) Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep. 10) The REAL reason an ostrich sticks its head in the sand is to search for water. 11) The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the Rabbit and the Parrot. 12) In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used instead of real milk. 13) The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor. 14) Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery. 15) If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be Green. ...Don't you just love number 9? :) * * TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS AND LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST WHILE YOU CAN…….. ** [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Please forward this message to everyone who will love it! If you like such messages, you may want to join these fun lists by sending blank emails to: Best Jokes & Great Masti: [email protected] Cosmopolitan Showtime: [email protected] Hindi Shayris & Ghazals: [email protected] --------------------------------------- @ THE DESI MASALA HUMOR LIST @ --------------------------------------- Group Email Addresses Post message: [email protected] Moderator: [email protected] To modify your list subscription, please send a blank email to: SUBSCRIBE: [email protected] UNSUBSCRIBE: [email protected] INDIVIDUAL MAILS: [email protected] DAILY DIGEST: [email protected] VACATION HOLD: [email protected] All of you are encouraged to submit your favorite jokes in simple text format to the list! You are requested to properly format your contribution, use a unique subject line, and avoid attachments, virus warnings, chain letters, commercial messages, disclaimers etc. The better you follow the guidelines, and the original or fresher you are, the higher are the chances of your jokes getting posted! You will be banned from the group if you spam or flame fellow members, ignore posting guidelines routinely, send out auto replies, or post advertisements. Fun URLs (May require a login with Yahoo ID) Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala Masala Archives: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/messages Mail Delivery: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join Polls: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/polls Subscribe Box: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/promote Graphical Funnies: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma Romantic Shayris: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/shayris Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
