-----Original Message----- From: Bambi Tummons <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2011 22:36:53 Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - Funny Food Quotes
*10 Funny Food Quotes* 1. "When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'" -- Yogi Berra 2. "The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook." -- Julia Child 3. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." -- Calvin Trillin 4. "I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." -- W.C. Fields 5. "Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either." -- Trixie Koontz 6. "The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. " -- George Miller 7. "Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter." -- Fran Lebowitz 8. "Never eat more than you can lift. " -- Miss Piggy 9. "A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do." -- P. J. O’Rourke 10. "Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!" -- Tom Smothers -- http://misfitscafe.com/Bambi/ http://bambislilworld.blogspot.com/ Silence can be Golden, OR Dangerous... The same Is true with Lies and Deception.... Sorry For Any Repeats all shares snagged -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
