-----Original Message----- From: RAJESH <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2011 06:00:18 To: <Invalid address> Reply-To: RAJESH <[email protected]> Subject: Chumma:*) MY DOCTOR...
MY DOCTOR... Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. ~~~~~ He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years Before he realized she was Chinese. ~~~~~ Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months. ~~~~~ While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." ~~~~~ Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops." ~~~~~ One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?" ~~~~~ I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it." ~~~~~ My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring." ~~~~~ Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." ~~~~~ When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop going to those places. ~~~~~ You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner." -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
