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Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2011 22:56:41
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Subject: [EnjoyTheMasti] Some One Liners
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one-liners: 1. I say no to alcohol, it just
doesn't listen.2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.3. Marriage
is one of the chief causes of divorce.4. Work is fine if it doesn't take
too much of your time.5. When everything comes in your way you're in the
wrong lane.6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming
train..7. Born free, taxed to death.8. Everyone has a
photographic memory, some just don't have film.9. Life is unsure; always
eat your dessert first.10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are
thinking.11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have
troubleputting on yourpants.12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they
are everywhere.13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the
paperwork.14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed
papertray and theblinking red light.15. The guy who invented the
first wheel was an idiot. The guy whoinvented theother three, he was the
genius.16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to
appreciate it.17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone
bills?18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have
one?19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!20. If you
can't convince them, confuse them.21. It's not the fall that kills you.
It's the sudden stop at the end.22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I
made your horn louder.23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's
Law of Burnt Fingers24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the
sucker.25. Someday is not a day of the week26.. Whenever I find
the key to success, someone changes the lock.27. To Err is human, to
forgive is not a Company policy.28. The road to success.... Is always
under construction.29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you
think again,neither doesMilk.30. In order to get a Loan, you first
need to prove that you don't need it.
And the Best!31. All the desirable things in life
are either illegal, expensive,fattening or married to someone
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