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Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2011 09:02:44
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A judge was
interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are
the grounds for your divorce?"She replied, "About four acres and a
nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running
by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this
case?""It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she
responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations
like?""I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my
husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?""No," she
replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed
one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in
your marriage?""Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is
yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you
up?""Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than
I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why
do you want a divorce?""Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't
communicate with me!"Warm
Regards, Aditya
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