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From: Tivakaran <[email protected]>
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Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:01:44
To: Chumma Y!<[email protected]>
Reply-To: Tivakaran <[email protected]>
Subject: Chumma:*) Why Terrorists Will Never Succeed in Attacking Malaysia
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Great one.I had such a good laugh.We all know who is referred to in
No: 8.Good sense of humour.
See Meng
Top Ten Reasons Why Terrorists Will Never
Succeed in Attacking Malaysia
1. Terrorist decides to
blow up KLCC. He drives to
KLCC with the intention of planting the
bomb there, gets stuck in a
2-hour jam, and blows himself up in
frustration. PLAN FAIL.Reason:
Police road block.
2. Terrorist decides to
bomb Ipoh as a practice
session before targeting KL. He drives for
the first time on the
highway to Ipoh trusting the signboards to
get him there, and ends up
in Lumut. Terrorist drowns himself in the
sea in frustration. PLAN
FAIL. Reason: ???
3. Terrorist decides to
blow up Puduraya. While
walking to his destination, the bag in
which he keeps his bombs gets
snatched by snatch thieves on a
motorcycle. He pulls on his bag's
strap desperately and dies after being
dragged 100m on the road. PLAN
FAIL. Reason: Mat Rempit.
4. Terrorist decides to
blow up Port Klang. He
succeeds!! But the next day The Star, NST,
Berita Harian and Utusan
publish an article on page 10 headlined
"Boy playing with fireworks
injured in minor explosion." PLAN
FAIL. Reason: UMNO paper, cover-up.
5. Terrorist decides to
bomb Johor Bahru. He rents a
house as headquarters and the night before
the dastardly deed, three
men with parangs break into his house, rob
him and kills him. PLAN
FAIL. Reason: Too many Indonesian.
6. Terrorist decides to
bomb Kedah to paralyze the
rice bowl of Malaysia. That night, while
secretly setting up the bomb
during a heavy thunderstorm (so that no
one sees him), Timah Tasoh Dam
hits danger level, authorities open the
dam gates and he is swept away
in the floods. PLAN FAIL. Reason: Always
flood.
7. Terrorist decides to
blow up Bukit Bintang. Upon
arrival at destination, he is accosted by
a pimp and spends the night
in the arms of a beautiful woman. At dawn,
authorities raid the place
and arrest him. PLAN FAIL. Reason: Call
the companion, turn out to be
a pondan.
8. Terrorist decides to
blow up the MACC building as
he is a strong advocate of corruption. He
enters the building, but
before he manages to plant his bomb, he is
found dead after a fall
from the 14th floor window. PLAN
FAIL. Reason: Someone or a ghost
pushes him out of the window.
9. Terrorist decides to
blow up Serdang Hospital. He
enters the hospital lobby, hears a loud
crashing sound and looks up to
see the ceiling collapsing on him. He
dies. PLAN FAIL.Reason: 3rd
party contractor.
10. Terrorist decides to blow
up Genting Highlands. On the
way up the mountain, a speeding bus driven
by a 18-year-old boy
without a driving licence crashes into his
car and kills him
instantly. PLAN FAIL. Reason: Gamble
heavily and own 'tai yee loong'.
MORAL OF THE STORY: MALAYSIA IS INVINCIBLE
TO TERRORIST ATTACKS!!
Posted by art harun
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