*Brick Recruitment!***** ** **
[image: FunFunky.Com]**** *HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? * *Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.** * *Then send 2 or 3 candidates in * *The room and close the door. ***** *Leave them alone and come back * *After 6 hours and then analyze * *The situation. * *If they are counting the * *Brick. * *Put them in the **accounts** * *Department**. * *If they are recounting them.. * *Put them in **auditing** .. * *If they have messed up the * *Whole place with the bricks. * *Put them in **engineering**. * *If they are arranging the * *Bricks in some strange order. * *Put them in **planning**. * *If they are throwing the * *Bricks at each other. * *Put them in **operations** . * *If they are sleeping. * *Put them in **security**. * *If they have broken the bricks * *Into pieces. * *Put them in **information * *Technology**. * *If they are sitting idle. * *Put them in **human resources**. * *If they say they have tried * *Different combinations, yet * *Not a brick has * *Been moved. Put them in **sales.** * *If they have already left for * *The day. * *Put them in **marketing**. * *If they are staring out of the * *Window. * *Put them on** **strategic * *Planning.** * *And then last but not least. * *If they are talking to each * *Other and not a single brick * *Has been * *Moved. * *Congratulate them and put them * *In** ***** *Top management* <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! ...." * ** *- Aga Madjid -* -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
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