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...but after you unzipped my fly three times... Javanese & Indonesian & English Version respectively. ----- Javanese Version ----- ROMLAH NYEGAT BIS Romlah antri nyegat bis kota katene budhal kerjo. Pacakane seksi pol, bengesan abang ambek nganggo rok mini. Pas katene numpak bis kota, mergo rok minine ngapret pol, sampek sikile Romlah gak isok mancik munggah bis. Romlah ngrogoh selerekan nang mburine rok cik rodhok longgar. Bareng wis didhukno selerekane, sik pancet nguapret ae, sikile Romlah tetep gak isok mancik munggah bis. Romlah nyobak pisan ngkas ngedhukno selerekane rok cik tambah longgar. Tibake sik pancet ngapret ae, sikile Romlah tetep gak isok mancik munggah bis. Romlah nyobak maneh sampek ping telu, tetep ae gak isok. Kondekture wis gak sabar bengok-bengok. Moro-moro onok tangane wong lanang ndhemok bokonge seko mburi, nyurung Romlah munggah bis. Romlah mendelik nguamuk nang wong lanang iku,"Semprul!!! Gak sopan blas peno Cak, wong gak kenal athik wani-wanine ndhemok bokongku!!". Wong lanange nyauri,"Yo sampeyan Ning sing gak sopan, wong gak kenal athik wani-wanine mlorot selerekan celonoku ping telu." ----- Indonesian Version ----- ROK KETAT Seorang perempuan berusaha untuk menaiki sebuah bis. Roknya yang ketat menghambat kakinya untuk naik ke dalam bis. Karena itu dia tarik sedikit resleting roknya ke bawah agar untuk memberi ruang pada kakinya ketika diangkat mau menaiki bis. Ketika kakinya masih belum bisa naik, sekali lagi tangannya ke belakang dan menarik sedikit lagi resletingnya. Masih juga terasa ketat, untuk ketiga kalinya tangannya ke belakang menarik resleting ke bawah. Perempuan tersebut akan mengulanginya untuk yang keempat kalinya ketika tiba-tiba sepasang tangan mengangkat pantatnya dan menaikkannya ke dalam bis. Tentu saja dia berang. "Apa-apaan sih. Nggak sopan amat." "Lho nggak sopan mana sama menarik resleting celanaku sampai tiga kali," jawab lelaki di belakangnya. ----- English Version ----- LEATHER SKIRT STORY In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. The bus rolled up and when it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. About this time a big fellow that was behind her in the line picked her up easily by the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she turned on her would-be hero, screeching at him, "How *dare* you touch me! I don't even know who you are!" At this the gentleman drawled, "Well, Ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends." -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! ...." * ** *- Aga Madjid -* -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
