Asean curhat hahahah On 19 December 2011 14:37, Asean, Anthonious < [email protected]> wrote:
> Daleeeeemm.....**** > > Ada bner nya sih...**** > > hahahahahahahaha**** > > ** ** > > *From:* Aga Madjid [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* 18 Desember 2011 19:53 > *Subject:* ~ aga ~ Dedicated to ALL Married Couples**** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > **** > > *Dear One,* **** > > **** > > Dedicated to ALL Married Couples > > [image: cid:BZNYNFYJYKJA.IMAGE.gif] > > > > > They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. > As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. > > [image: cid:BZNYNFYJYKJA.IMAGE..gif] > Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in > home & Devil in bed. > But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed. > > > [image: cid:BZNYNFYJYKJA.IMAGE.gif] > > Question: Why do women live longer than men? > Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! > > > [image: cid:BZNYNFYJYKJA.IMAGE.gif] > > > Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u. > After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day > I'll kill u. > > > [image: cid:BZNYNFYJYKJA.IMAGE.gif] > > > Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. > You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you > wishyou had ordered that. > > > > [image: cid:BZNYNFYJYKJA.IMAGE.gif] > > > > Man : Is there any way for long life? > Dr : Get married. > Man : Will it help? > Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come. > > > [image: cid:BZNYNFYJYKJA.IMAGE.gif] > > > Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? > Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the > fight begins! > > > > > Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? > Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. > > > * > > > > > > > > * > > > **** > > Thought for the Day … Women are like phones: **** > > They like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong > button and you’re disconnected. **** > > __._,_.___**** > > -- ** ** > > *".... I am the **KING** to my own **UNIVERSE** that Rule my **MIND**, **BODY > **and **SOUL** !!! ...." ***** > > **** > > *- Aga Madjid -***** > > ** ** > > -- > you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. > to post emails, just send to : > [email protected] > to join this group, send blank email to : > [email protected] > to quit from this group, just send email to : > [email protected] > please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, > add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or > add my twitter @aga_madjid > thanks for joinning this group.**** > > ------------------------------ > > SAFETY – FIRST, LAST, and ALWAYS > > Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail. > > The information transmitted is intended only for use by the addressee and > may contain confidential > and//or privileged material. Any review, re-transmission, dissemination or > other use of it, or the taking > of any action in reliance upon this information by persons and//or > entities other than the intended > recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please inform the > sender and//or addressee > immediately and delete the material from all locations. Thank you. > > The Redpath Group > Head Office: 710 McKeown Avenue, North Bay, Ontario, Canada P1B 7M2 > (705) 474-2461 > > -- > you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. > to post emails, just send to : > [email protected] > to join this group, send blank email to : > [email protected] > to quit from this group, just send email to : > [email protected] > please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, > add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or > add my twitter @aga_madjid > thanks for joinning this group. > -- ketika hidup penuh dgn makna Regards, Eka Prasetia (Phecor) -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
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