*TEACHER: Why are you late?* *STUDENT: Class started before I got here.* *-------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . * *MARIA:** Here it is.* *TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? * *CLASS: Maria.* *____________________________________* *TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?* *JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* *__________________________________________* *TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* *GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L * *TEACHER: No, that's wrong * *GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * *(I Love this child)* *____________________________________________ *
*TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * *WINNIE: Me!* <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> ***________________________________________* *TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* *GLEN:** Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ * *TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I.* *MILLIE: I is..* ***EACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'* *MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'** ________________________________* *TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. ****Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* *LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....** ______________________________________**______________________* *TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?* *CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* *(I want to adopt this kid!!!)* *___________________________________* *TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher* -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! ...." * ** *- Aga Madjid -* -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
