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** *SOME SHORT HUMORS * ** * * * [1] ** **WISE OBSERVATION* *The difference between in-laws and outlaws? * *Outlaws are wanted. **Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.* * A fine is a tax for doing wrong. * *A tax is a fine for doing well. * ** *Archeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: **The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her. * * There are two kinds of people who don't say much: * *those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. * * They say that alcohol kills slowly. * *So what? Who's in a hurry ? * * Alcohol and calculus don't mix. * *Never drink and derive * * One nice thing about egotists: * *They don't talk about other people. * * There was a man who said, * *"I never knew what happiness was, until I got married* *and then it was too late." * * Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. * *After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. * * [2] TEST AND RESPONSE Test: In which battle did Napoleon die?** Response: His last battle* * **Test: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?** Response: At the bottom of the page* * **Test: River Ravi flows in which state?** Response: Liquid* * **Test: What is the main reason for divorce?** Response: Marriage* * **Test: What is the main reason for failure?** Response: Exams* * **Test: What can you never eat for breakfast?** Response: Lunch and Dinner* * **Test: What looks like half an apple?** Response: The other half* * **Test: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?** Response: It will simply become wet* * **Test: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?** Response: By sleeping at night.* * **Test: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?** Response: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.* * **Test: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?** Response: Very large hands* * **Test: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?** Response: No time at all, the wall is already built.* * **Test: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?** Response: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.* **** ** ** ** * SOME SHORT HUMORS DINESH VORA * __._,_.___ -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! ...." * ** *- Aga Madjid -* -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
