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Alcometer

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a traffic police for a
broken side indicator.

The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in
the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says, "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act" the man says.

"I don't believe you" says the policeman, "Prove it."

So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives.

At the same time, a car with two fellows in it drives by.

"Man," says one fellow to the other, "I'm glad I stopped drinking.
These new alertness tests are tough."
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SOUL!!! ...."
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