*A Chinese Story**.*
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This is Its English Translation: *
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There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing
Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please
be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being
Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber (who in only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how
much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much
money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the
bank!" This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important
than paper qualifications!"
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5
million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed". This is
called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month". This
is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only
count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We
risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80
million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold
!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC
shares are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the
opportunity --> daring to take risks!"
The End Of Its Translation.
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