Best one liners 1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. 2. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do. 3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way. 4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria. 5. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. 6. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 7. I intend to live forever. So far so good. 8. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 9. A day without sunshine is like, night. 10. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11. We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten out of ten die. 12. They told me I was gullible...and I believed them. 13. According to my best recollection, I don't remember. 14. I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere. 15. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
COURSE: MANAGEMENT *Lesson One* An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. *Management Lesson To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. * *Lesson Two* A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. *Management Lesson Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. * *Lesson Three* A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. *Management Lessons summarized* (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! ...." * ** *- Aga Madjid -* -- -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "aga-madjid" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
