When dying, Mr. Smith told his wife, ``Be faithful to my memory or I shall
turn in my grave.'' Two years later Mrs. Smith reached her heavenly abode
and enquired about her husband, Mr. Smith. Gabriel told her, ``Madam, there
are million named Smith. Is there anything you can further relate to
identify him.'' ``Oh yes, my husband said he would turn in his grave if I
was not faithful to his memory.''Mrs.Smith replied. ``Oh! You mean spinning
wheel Smith.''
*******
At the Japanese Embassy in the USA Prime Minister Mori was given some basic
English conversation training before his meeting with President Bill
Clinton. The instructor said, `Mister Prime Minister, when you shake hands
with President Clinton, please say: ``How are you?' then Mr. Clinton will
reply: ``I am fine, and you?' to this you must say: `Me too.'' After that
we translators will do all the work. It's quite simple.'
But when Prime Minister Mori met President Clinton, he mistakenly
said: `Who are you?'
Clinton was a bit shocked, but managed to react with humor, `Well,
I am Hillary's husband.'
At this, Prime Minister Mori confidently replied: `Me too.'
*******
Santa was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a passport-size
photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph
fell out of his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found
it on the floor of the bus.
Politely he asked the sari clad female standing in front of him, `can
you lift that sari? I want to take photograph.'
*******
*".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and
SOUL!!! ...."
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