At Singularity Camp, your preternaturally gifted child will mix and mingle with other dweebish, dorkish children and will not feel so out of place as he or she normally feels. Each child will be given the very latest techno-toy, including hot new products not yet released by major corporations for lack of adequate testing among kids.
Serving as a techno quinea pig, your kid will be fully wired and implanted with buzzing sensors and actuators, monitoring all dreams, thoughts and mood-states. Any child exhibiting nascent terrorist tendencies or a predisposition to antisocial thoughts or attitudes will be turned over to the Department of Homeland Security for internment in re-education camps for happy campers. No child will be required to write home to Mom and Dad. Instead, every event in your child's Singularity Camp experience will be tweeted to you automatically. Teach your kids to: - solve the machine vision problem, all in one summer; - hype OpenCog year after year; - extort anti-Singularity donations; - scare the hell out of inferior intellects. http://www.larrysinclair.org/2011/03/30/wv-court-officials-refuse-to-identify-individual-admit-no-record-of-hearing-testimony-made/ ------------------------------------------- AGI Archives: https://www.listbox.com/member/archive/303/=now RSS Feed: https://www.listbox.com/member/archive/rss/303/8660244-d750797a Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=8660244&id_secret=8660244-6e7fb59c Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
