High weirdness by Mentifex

Whenever you discover that something you write is subject 
to a view-count on a venue like Flickr or a Wiki space 
or a book store, you might feel a memetic itch to 
engineer an uptick in the accumulating quantity 
of viewings of the quantified item. You don't have 
to be a quant on Wall Street to realize the value 
in having far-flung outposts on the Net where 
hordes of Netizens pay a visit. Your immediate 
quandary is, how do you make your memetic vestigia 
or footprints accumulate large numbers of viewings 
over time? Ah, it is all part of The Art of the 
Meme, my son, or my daughter, or you who are 
the genetic offspring of my procreation of 
artificial minds in English, German or Russian. 
In your special, local (non-public) webpage for 
the creation of blog-posts and public webpages, 
you will keep and accrete to an "Embeddings" 
section of URL links through which you will 
rotate an element at a time so that the various 
items with visible view-counts will have an 
increasing tendency to receive fortuitous 
Web traffic, and to attain ascendancy in 
search engine optimization (SEO). Although 
you are simply trying to keep your view-counted 
item before the public eye, Sergey and Larry's 
search engine tabulates the number of links to 
an item in order to calculate a Page rank for that 
item, named after Larry. Everybody wants to be on 
the first page of search returns for any topic. 
Bing is not Google (get it? B-i-n-g?) and so 
we will not worry too much about BinG, but 
the kids at Google are eminently worthy 
of our adult supervision. Now, don't let 
anybody ever accuse you of spamdexing, 
which is an ugly, despicable term for the 
placement of spam so as to influence the 
indexing of websites by search engines. 
You may be guilty as hell, but which is more 
important, the Technological Sigularity or 
the legitimacy of search engine result returns. 
Although I hate expressions like "spamdexing" 
and "link-farm", I don't worry about each 
phenomenon itself. I worry much more about 
the crazed and desperate reactions from certain 
AI-field Netizens who suddenly tumble to what 
Mentifex has been getting away with for years, 
decades, centuries and now two millennia. 
Their minds crumble and splinter into blithering 
idiocy when they try to get one single link 
onto the first page of search results, and they 
discover to their enervating chagrin that Mentifex 
is already there with five or six or seven of the 
top ten search results. And these are fragile human 
beings that we are talking about here. They are 
already in danger and at risk when they choose 
to devote their young life to the ever-receding, 
ever-tantalizing goal of artificial intelligence. 
The longer they work towards AI, the further it 
gets away from them. They haven't learned the 
trick of the academics, which is [oh man, 
I don't know if I can publish this; this is 
going to cause a firestorm] to pay lip service 
to the lofty goals of artificial intelligence 
while feathering their beds with titles like 
Distinguished Fellow of the AI Scam Society 
and People Warned About in the Lighthill Report. 
It is no wonder that the true Einsteins of AI 
report that "most work in the AI field is embarrassingly 
unambitious and boring." (Google to find the reference, 
which is too unpleasant and Mentifex-bashing for 
Mentifex himself to provide the offensive link.) 

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http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/taotmeme.html 
http://bookstore.iuniverse.com/Products/SKU-000540906/AI4U.aspx 


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