Slashdot

Before Facebook came to be, Slashdot was my space on the Web. 
It was the social network for dweebs, geeks and the 
anonymous cowards who have not their own Grand Meme in 
life and hate to witness the Art of the Meme in action 
when someone like Mentifex has an axe to grind and 
a disruptive technology to introduce. Like the usual 
gang of idiots at MAD Magazine, Commander Taco 
organized Mutually Assured Destruction at Slashdot. 
If your website got "Slashdotted" with a prominent 
link and half a million overloading visitors, you were 
a victim of the famous "Slashdot effect", 
which is a coveted mark of distinction and a feather 
of good karma in your virtual hat.

If your Grand Meme is of a technological nature, 
like the True AI meme of Mentifex, then Slashdot is 
worth visiting not only for spreading memes but for 
keeping up with the latest technological curiosities. 
They are especially witty at Slashdot with their 
nomenclature for departments, like the 
only-in-America department or the 
out-of-the-pan-and-into-the-fire department. 
If someone posts an article germane to your Meme, 
you may either log in to comment or join the ranks 
of the anonymous cowards who comment without revealing 
their identity. Often Mentifex would write an anonymous 
comment and then be outed by some know-it-all "Besserwisser" 
among the other denizens of Slashdot. To counteract 
the vicious attacks, for a while I maintained a 
Slashdox.txt file full of ready-to-go links that 
I could use as ammunition against the Mentifex-bashers. 
People might write an anti-Mentifex opinion, and I 
would counter with a link to a pro-Mentifex occurrence. 
Then linkrot ensued, and many of the positive sites 
went out of business. But Slashdot remained as 
an island in the clickstream, where the Mentifex 
profile and diary were part of the archipelago 
under the control of Mentifex and a point of departure 
for the far-flung outposts of the Mentifex empire, 
upon which the virtual sun shall never set.

Disproportionate Power

The Net giveth, and the Net taketh away. As "The Art 
of the Meme" draws to a close, we have tried to arm 
you young meme-urchins with the techniques of memetic 
mastery, where the devil takes the hindmost and the 
netgods of Meme and Mentifex show the way to an 
unknown future.  Beyond the sovereign websites and 
profiles under your control, you have outposts where 
you show the flag and brandish your terrible swift Meme. 
You have disproportionate power compared to non-meemsters 
and the memetically challenged, but your awesome powers 
impose upon you the burdens of "noblesse oblige" 
when your memetic nobility obligates you to show civility 
in the face of slander and grace under fire. When you 
have a sudden new meme to distribute, it takes a heroic 
effort to visit all your soverign outposts and change 
the previous weblink to that of your newest memelink, 
but you have enormous reserves of memetic stamina and 
endurance, because you have Been There Done That (BTDT) 
not on The Farm of the Company a.k.a. CIA, but on the 
link-farms of Webby Bottom, where the best is like 
the worst and a man can post a first.

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http://slashdot.org/~Mentifex/
http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/taotmeme.html 
http://www.amazon.com/Arthur-T.-Murray/e/B004OKWAM8/ 
http://bookstore.iuniverse.com/Products/SKU-000540906/AI4U.aspx 


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