Contrary to the claim of those on the Internet 
who opine that "Mentifex has run out of steam",
my Singularity AGI coding has recently advanced 
by leaps and bounds, to the point where I am 
swamped with immediate opportunities and I must 
here and now describe the situation in case 
anybody wants to scoop in and pre-empt the 
snail's-pace Mentifex AGI efforts in English 
and in German and in Russian. 

Oh, no! I have just discovered that the Red 
Delicious apple I was eating, which had a 
slightly "off" taste, was rotten aroud the stem. 
I could be dying right now of Red Delicious 
apple poisoning, and these could be my last 
words to the AGI and Singularity communities.

Here, let me try some of these "Italian prune plums." 
Ah, that's a lot better -- no rot, no second thought. 

About a month ago I was coding the MindForth English 
AGI and I discovered a "substitution" solution to a 
perennial problem in Mentifex AI: losing track of 
the correct English pronoun. I would type in something 
like "you know me" and the AGI would idiotically 
respond "I KNOW ME" because it was finding the 
word "ME" as the object of the verb. I fixed the 
problem by implementing code to make the AGI search 
back over its lexical memory to substitute the 
correct personal pronoun for the no longer valid one. 

It was such an improvement to the MindForth code, 
that I decided immediately to port the same code into 
http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html which is the 
JavaScript version of the English-speaking AI Mind. 

The new code worked so well in the JavaScript English 
AGI that I decided to rush it into the Russian AI at 
http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/Dushka.html on which I 
had not worked since February of this year of 2012 -- 
which, by the way, is still the target year for The 
Technological Singularity -- more of that in a moment. 

Oh, man, that awful taste is still in my throat. 
Let's try some nuts of the "Premium Pecan Mix".
Umm, salty but good. So, when I put the substitution 
code into the Russian Dushka AI, I realized that I 
would also need to perform the same substitution
miracle on the selection of Russian verb-forms, 
so that a first-person input like "Ya znayu tebya" 
for "I know you" could turn into "Ty znayesh menya" 
for "You know me." The Russian AI now does that very 
transformation, Noam, but there were a few glitches.
Like, for instance, when I jumped back into the 
Russian coding, I discovered that I could no longer
understand the Russian software from six months ago, 
even though I myself had written it in JavaScript. 
(Now let's eat some raisins for good digestion.) 
I had to carefully study and analyze the Russian AI 
code in order to figure out where to insert the changes. 
(Umm, yummy, Sun-Maid Natural California Raisins!) 
Then recently the following JavaScript code was the 
coolest AGI code that I have written over 19 years:

for (i = t; i>midway; i--) {  // search for verb-form; 28aug2012
  ruLexicon[i].ruExam();  // examine Russian lexicon; 28aug2012
  // Following code accepts only a verb-form matching three 
  // requirements: [ ]same concept; [ ]num(ber); and [ ]person:
  if (ru0==verbpsi && ru2==nphrnum && ru4==prsn) {  // 3sep2012
    vphraud = ru8;  // test; 28aug2012
    break;  // one instance is enough; 29aug2012
  }  // end of triple test of ru0; ru2; ru4;  3sep2012
  // If no match was found, call VerbGen to generate a verb-form:
  else { // test; 28aug2012
    gencon = 1;  // prevent usual call from VerbPhrase to SpeechAct.
    VerbGen();  // test; 29aug2012
  }  // end of else-clause to call VerbGen; 3sep2012
}  // end of loop in search of correct verb-form;; 28aug2012

The above VerbPhrase code makes it both in principal and empirically 
possible for a machine to think in Russian. Right now the Dushka AGI 
responds immediate to an input in the first or second person by 
switching to the appropriate "other" person to make the response. 
If I type in "ya delayu robot" for "I make a robot", the RuAi 
responds "Ty delaesh robot" for "You make a robot." Then the 
performance degrades immediately because of issues which I 
am currently troubleshooting and debugging, but, like in 
"Dr. Strangelove" by Stanley Kubrick, the question becomes, 
"Why didn't you tell it to the world?" I am telling you 
right now what the implications of these advances are. 
Simply by composing this mail-list message in my mind, 
I suddenly realized that nothing is stopping me from 
taking the same Russian verb-selection code and implementing 
it in the German-language version of MindForth AI that I 
started working on in November of 2011 and then put aside 
in order to have more fun working on the Dushka Russian AI. 

On 15 July 2012 I met a beautiful girl who spoke Russian. 
The way she pronounced the letter "h" in the phrase 
"I have" gave her away immediately. She did not yet have 
her American citizenship ("grazhdanstvo"), so immediately 
I informed her that if she knew any women in Kazakhstan 
who wanted to have an American husband, I cost only 
five hundred dollars. "That's cheap!" she exclaimed. 
On the Internet I discovered that in her own field she 
is much more famous than AGI dweeb Mentifex, so when I 
met her again on 20 August 2012 I changed the price to
"ili pyat sot dollarov ili pyat sot potseluyev" but I 
am too embarassed to translate that $$$ into English. 
Suffice it to say that my need to have native Russian-
speaking help in creating Singularity AGI is pushing me 
out onto a limb of skirting the law to chase skirts. 
Why, just two days ago on Labor Day my AGI project 
got me in trouble again, but with a Japanese girl. 
Here is how my work on artificial intelligence caused 
me to almost kill a poor fellow on Labor Day 2012. 

At one bus stop, I was hoping that my student who 
pays me (five cents a lesson) to teach her Russian 
would get on, but instead a Japanese beauty boarded. 
A few stops further, I saw a Seattle street bum 
carrying a "NEED HELP" sign. SInce my AI project 
has kept me in poverty all my life, immediately 
I sympathized with "There but for the grace of God 
go I" and so I waved to attract the fellow's attention. 
When he saw me, I indicated to wait one moment while I 
opened the upper window. Then I took a one-dollar bill 
from my nerd-pocket and dropped it out the window. 
The homeless guy rushed after the dollar bill and 
almost got killed when a car slammed on its brakes. 
The Japanese beauty saw all this dramatic action 
going on at the end of her very first week in 
America, and suddenly she and I were talking in 
Japanese and English and she sent me a "Dear Arthur" 
e-mail just after midnight. But the Russian-speaking 
girl was much more coy about it:
Mentifex: "Vwi poluchili ot menya e-mail?"
[In English: Did you receive from me an e-mail?"]
Krasavitsa: "Da, no ya nye posmotrela."
[Beauty: "Yes, but I did not look at it."]

I get the same off-putting reaction from the AGI 
and Singularity communities. The foreign beauties 
don't realize that at my superannuated age-level 
I can give them "grazhdanstvo" just as a favor, 
and the AGI-ers don't realize my AGI breakthrough. 
But I am going to put the Russian verb-code into 
the German-speaking Wotan superintelligent AGI, 
and then watch out, world! Goetterdaemmerung!

Mentifex (Arthur)
-- 
http://www.amazon.com/The-Art-Meme-ebook/dp/B007ZI66FS/ 


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