On 05/08/2013 9:11 AM, Jonathan Rouillard wrote:
Fool violated Rule 101 by failing to treat Agora right good
forever,
by purporting to deregister all other players and
subsequently lock
them out of the game.
Defense arguments:
Hah, nonsense!
Your Alleged Honour, I plead NOT GUILTY. This is a "political" CFJ.
Now the rules only say you SHOULD NOT assign an inappropriate sentence
(R2158). It is perfectly legal for you to EXILE me for no particular
reason, and that is probably the plan here.
Very well, sir. Even though my arguments probably make no difference
whatsoever, I still feel I must take this opportunity to SET THE RECORD
STRAIGHT: these are LIES, I say to you all, LIES! LIES!!! My action is
both POSSIBLE and LEGAL. Whatever you think I am, I am not a CHEATER.
The Crown cited the precedent of CFJ 2515 against me, where it is said
that bringing Agora into severe disrepute could constitute an R101
violation.
Well now ISN'T THAT FUNNY. Let us look at where CFJ 2515 has been cited
as precedent. How about CFJ 3107? There, it was alleged it brought Agora
into disrepute for someone to invade another nomic in the name of Agora.
Now THAT makes more sense, doesn't it folks?
Agora's invasion of another nomic (which, LET ME ADD, unlike Agora, was
isolationist and had no prior history of sticking its nose into other
nomics) brought _Agora_ into disrepute, not that other nomic. Similarly,
Queen Davy's invasion of Agora might (MAYBE) bring _her_ into disrepute,
but it obviusly wouldn't bring Agora into disrepute.
For that matter, the accused in CFJ 3107 was found NOT GUILTY, and the
case is generally a showcase of Agora's BELLIGERENCE and ARROGANCE. And
Agora is UNREPENTENT about it, as evidenced by omd's recent messages,
not to mention the prominent display of its warlike history on the front
page of agoranomic.org, where it basically says "hey we may LOOK like no
fun, but we're FUN, really we are! Sometimes we do stuff just to see
what will happen! Some people called us boring, and we went to war!
Pretty fun, eh? Guys?" Perhaps this is misleading advertisement.
I quote from CFJ 3107:
Outside of its graciously resident Agorans, BlogNomic is a stagnant
swamp of slacking sockpuppets which needs the firm control of its
betters to be guided back onto the path of righteous Nomicness.
But, as recent events show, it is Agora that is the CESSPOOL of DELUDED
PLATONISTS and ABSURDLY LITERAL LOGICISTS, and it is clearly YOU who
need the firm hand to be guided back to RIGHTEOUSNESS. As I explained
elsewhere, you are all GUILTY and de-registration is an insufficient
sentence.
So, in summary, SURRENDER.
Okay, Your Alleged Honour, bring it on. If you need a black cap, I've
got a spare.
Long live the Queen.
--Daniel Mehkeri
