I pledge as follows:
If a plaintext (ISO-8859-1) of the following SHA-512 hash is published, where the plaintext is 42 characters or less in length, then I will have performed as described in it: 766697bbcd12ee0d916bd2ee0edb5d351fef2bf6d32dd5d0bb002031fefbaca9 a1bc1732ce2f9f00f1fc396015c859f8991a31b4c3938ab8a568acafc2f43ae8 [This is written such that it cannot be considered broken unless its plaintext is published, which I assume would only happen if certain private parties are unsatisfied with my actions over the next week. Yes, I know of the upcoming proposal that would destroy this pledge - that should be enough time].
