WOO! Ever wanted to win Agora? Well now you can, for just 10 coins! Woohoo!
*Vuvuzela sounds*

Note that I can have others send the attack Energy message on my behalf,
and it's not obligatory for the sender of the attack Energy to _understand
their own message_.

Also, I don't think I should be able to say beforehand the amount of Energy
I'm attacking with? I think?? Anyways, nothing impedes me from putting
totally insane penalties on myself if I attack with any Energy amounts
other than 0.

I'm not saying that I will attack with an Energy amount other than 0 - I
still totally could. But, if I do, I will seriously fuck myself.

I agree to the contract below.

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=CUDDLEBEAM'S (PRETTY SLOW) VICTORY DISPENSING MACHINE=

Any player can become a member of this contract by agreeing to be bound by
all of its content.

Cuddlebeam doesn't agree to be the ally of any member of this contract, for
the purpose of rule 2593.

If Cuddlebeam, via being acted behalf upon by this contact, uses an amount
of Energy other than 0 for a Space Battle, any member of this contract can
transfer any amount of any of Cuddlebeam's assets to themselves.

If a member of this contact in a Space Battle initiated via "Getting a Free
Win" uses an amount of Energy other than 1 for that Space Battle, any
member of this contract can transfer any amount of any of that person's
assets to themselves.

Any member of this contact can and is allowed to do the action of "Getting
a Free Win", via performing the following, all in the same message, by
acting on behalf of Cuddlebeam while having a Space Ship that can initiate
a battle against Cuddlebeam's ship:

- Repair Cuddlebeam's Spaceship, if the Spaceship is repairable.
- Have Cuddlebeam Initiate a Space Battle against them (the member of the
contract performing this), with the Astronomor as the resolver.
- Privately inform the Astronomor the following as the declaration of the
Energy to be used during that Space Battle:

"The amount of energy I use during the battle will be the following number,
translated according to the first cipher "MUSCULARBUTTCHEEKS" which
Cuddlebeam has sent to you: X"

With X being 8,008,135 multiplied by the amount of days that have passed
since the 1st of January 2019.

Any member of this contract can stop being a member of this contact by
announcement, provided that they haven't used any of its powers within 24
hours.
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