I submit myself to the Agoran Gods! I dedicate this rule to ERIS, goddess of Chaos. May Her Golden Apple fall on Evantine the Mad, whom this humble worshipper confirms today is still Mad, and curse em with the burden of Perfect Sanity. So as to please the gods and fill the riches of our temple, each future dedication of a rule must include a previously-undescribed tool or symbol of the thus-honored god or goddess; a humble and mortal model of each such object is automatically placed on the altar for potential later use. Blessings to the LORD, may E walk among the land of ARCAS, honored here, and may the HONOURLESS WORM forever find safe refuge and harbor in the THE AGORAN SPIRIT OF THE GAME. May INTERCAL pass over us and may praised ASCIIUS bless the formatting of our reports, even as our New Testament leads us to UNICODE the all-embracing. May great and wrathful CANTUS absolve of from anger, and may blessed ERIS show us the True Way.
