On Wed, Jun 4, 2014 at 3:01 AM, Sean Hunt <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Campaign speech:
>
> I firmly believe in the ongoing progress of Agora. I promise to keep
> Agora a positive game. My opponent Henri has not submitted any
> proposals in quite a while. It is optimism, not baseless and tasteless
> attacks that will bring Agora out of its slump. Henri doesn't hold any
> offices: does e really want Agora to succeed?
>
> If elected, I will immediately open a Proposal Competition on an issue
> of great import to Agora: jobs. I promise to create one thousand jobs
> for Agorans, never mind the math. Henri's plans would cost us jobs,
> through unspecified economic mechanisms that I swear are true.
>
Fellow Agorans! Do not be fooled by these malicious remarks. My
opponent, in his desperate attempt to achieve domination, has deceived
you in his actual intentions. He has implicitly accused me of baseless
attacks, yet these "attacks" are merely the ramifications of his own
wrongdoing. I believe in the upholding of the principle of Law, and my
opponent has in the passed has clearly failed at recognizing or
learning from the consequences. Furthermore, my opponent accuses me of
failing to hold office, yet I do hold the office of Registrar, despite
his push to dominate all the offices himself. He also deceives you
with his promise to create "one thousand jobs" which is utterly
impossible. Can we trust a liar as our Prime Minister?
Agorans, what we need in this day is a fresh, responsible, and
accountable Prime Minister to lead the Agoran people out of this
eternal stagnation and into the New Agora. We cannot afford to elect a
Prime Minister who does not account for his wrongdoings!
With that, I will outline the new three pronged approach to today's
crisis: The Tri-C Plan:
Cooperation, Competition, Compassion.
The promotion of these three Cs are essential to ending the stagnation
that has dominated our beloved Nomic for far too long. I promise to
fulfill my position and promote these three ideas as Prime Minister.
I wish the best of luck to my opponent, scshunt.
I cast my ballot:
Prime Minister: Henri
Referee: Henri
Speaker: omd
Arbitor: omd
-Henri
