On Mon, 8 Jun 2020 at 17:59, Cuddle Beam via agora-business
<[email protected]> wrote:
Alright, I Fulfill the Spell! Here we go!
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AGORA SPIRIT OF THE GAME, I CALL UPON THEE, LISTEN TO ME EXCLAIM!!
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SCAMS BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE, I BANISH THEE TO THE DARK NETHER FROM THE
WHICH YOU CAME!!
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SCAMS BE GONE AND NEVER COME BACK, BURN FOREVER, DEPART WITH THIS FLAME!!!!!
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOO - BOOOSHA!
<https://emojipedia.org/open-hands/>
The ritual has been completed.
The scams have been banished from THE MYSTICAL MENAGERIE.
But, be careful, they may return. (In which case I recommend you buy more
banishment rituals).
Thank you for your patronage!
CFJ: In the message quoted above, Cuddle Beam altered the part of eir
MYSTICAL MENAGERIE contract describing "Scam Banishment Ritual" (where
for this purpose, deleting that section or destroying the whole contract
count as altering that part).
Arguments:
It is plain for anyone to see that the Scam Banishment Ritual is a scam.
Here I've quoted relevant parts of the contract:
Any player can Purchase a Product by announcement and transferring the
price of that Product to Cuddlebeam. Doing so creates an instance of that
Product in their ownership.
...
Spells are destructible assets that can be owned by any Player. Cuddlebeam
can Fulfill a Spell by announcement along mystical actions. Once Fulfilled,
the Spell is destroyed and its mystical effects will then benefit its owner
as described. The following are the Spells, their emoji representation,
their price in coins, and their mystical abilities.
🧄 Scam Banishment Ritual [30 Coins]
A powerful rite which, when applied, it will mystically remove scams
present in a certain document by purifying it of evil, serving as an extra
safeguard against any possible rule-lawyering and legal debauchery. Can be
purchased and applied multiple times to further strengthen its purifying
effect.
A few minutes ago, Cuddle Beam Fulfilled the Spell that I bought by annoucement:
Alright, I Fulfill the Spell! Here we go!
As the only party to the MYSTICAL MENAGERIE contract, Cuddle Beam has
the ability to modify the contract. Therefore, e removed the scam when e
fulfilled the spell. So it should be TRUE.
But wait! If it worked, then it wasn't a scam after all! So, eir action
should not have affected it. So it should be FALSE.
But if it didn't do anything, we're back where we started: it's a scam
that doesn't actually have the power to purge all scams. So, again,
TRUE.
In conclusion, this should be judged PARADOXICAL.
- Falsifian
