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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-01-19
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 19
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 3
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 7
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-01-12 14:39:41 +0000] Reported boulder at height 17 and slope at 3
[2026-01-17 09:56:12 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-01-18 20:26:53 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 44 ============================================ ais523
#2 43 =========================================== Murphy
#3 24 ======================== Cosmo
#4 9 ========= Ben
#5 8 ======== Caramel
#6 5 ===== kiako
#7 5 ===== RadicalRose
#8 5 ===== Liz Wake
#9 5 ===== oliver.n
#10 4 ==== juan
#11 4 ==== juniper
#12 3 === Automaticat
#13 2 == 4st
#14 2 == snail
#15 2 == kambri
#16 2 == literallyAmbiguous
#17 1 = Kaia
#18 1 = Trigon
#19 1 = nix
#20 1 = Burning Beef
#21 1 = LiterallyAmbiguous
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by Mischief
and costs 91 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
