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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-07-06 06:13
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 21
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 4
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-06-30 13:43:39 +0000] Reported boulder at height 15 and slope at 3
[2026-07-03 20:52:21 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2026-07-05 19:44:53 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-07-05 19:45:32 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-07-06 04:55:15 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
[2026-07-06 06:10:58 +0000] snail pushed the boulder
[2026-07-06 09:13:14 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.949 ============================ Galle
#2 0.889 ========================== msh210
#3 0.562 ================ snail
#4 0.485 ============== ais523
#5 0.422 ============ Murphy
#6 0.375 =========== Salad
#7 0.316 ========= Cosmo
#8 0.057 = pizza723
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by msh210
and costs 21 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
