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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-07-20 03:45
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 32
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 6
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-07-13 11:33:37 +0000] Reported boulder at height 25 and slope at 5
[2026-07-13 12:08:37 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
[2026-07-18 03:02:04 +0000] RadicalRose pushed the boulder
[2026-07-18 09:58:18 +0000] Despi pushed the boulder
[2026-07-18 14:27:21 +0000] Salad pushed the boulder
[2026-07-18 18:58:30 +0000] kambri pushed the boulder
[2026-07-19 19:17:31 +0000] kiako pushed the boulder
[2026-07-20 06:45:35 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.909 =========================== msh210
#2 0.453 ============= Galle
#3 0.400 ============ Salad
#4 0.319 ========= ais523
#5 0.287 ======== Murphy
#6 0.177 ===== kambri
#7 0.172 ===== kiako
#8 0.169 ===== RadicalRose
#9 0.167 ===== Despi
#10 0.142 ==== Cosmo
#11 0.117 === snail
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by msh210
and costs 21 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
