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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-08-10 05:28 UTC
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 8
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 2
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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/‘ /‘_/
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-08-03 20:17:48 +0000] Reported boulder at height 3 and slope at 1
[2026-08-07 09:42:01 +0000] juniper pushed the boulder
[2026-08-09 18:04:42 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-08-09 18:38:21 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-08-09 23:19:17 +0000] Salad pushed the boulder
[2026-08-10 05:28:57 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.929 =========================== msh210
#2 0.458 ============= Galle
#3 0.453 ============= ais523
#4 0.438 ============= Murphy
#5 0.423 ============ Salad
#6 0.168 ===== juniper
#7 0.083 == Despi
#8 0.073 == Cosmo
#9 0.043 = snail
#10 0.040 = kambri
#11 0.038 = kiako
#12 0.035 = RadicalRose
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by pizza723
and costs 31 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
