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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-08-17 10:37 UTC
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 12
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 3
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-08-11 00:42:56 +0000] Reported boulder at height 8 and slope at 2
[2026-08-16 15:42:58 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-08-17 05:06:31 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
[2026-08-17 10:37:29 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.960 ============================ Galle
#2 0.933 ============================ msh210
#3 0.450 ============= Murphy
#4 0.296 ======== ais523
#5 0.262 ======= Salad
#6 0.085 == juniper
#7 0.062 = Cosmo
#8 0.057 = Despi
#9 0.035 = snail
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by pizza723
and costs 31 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
