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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-08-31 15:37 UTC
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 23
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 5
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-08-24 19:57:33 +0000] Reported boulder at height 16 and slope at 4
[2026-08-25 04:47:49 +0000] Salad pushed the boulder
[2026-08-29 18:37:16 +0000] Ronic pushed the boulder
[2026-08-30 17:10:27 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-08-30 17:21:46 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2026-08-30 20:17:08 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-08-31 04:09:27 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
[2026-08-31 15:37:35 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.963 ============================ Galle
#2 0.941 ============================ msh210
#3 0.465 ============= Murphy
#4 0.423 ============ ais523
#5 0.304 ========= Salad
#6 0.214 ====== Cosmo
#7 0.167 ===== Ronic
#8 0.035 = juniper
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by pizza723
and costs 31 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
