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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-09-28 12:01 UTC
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 9
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 2
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-09-22 12:43:32 +0000] Reported boulder at height 3 and slope at 1
[2026-09-27 17:38:04 +0000] Edward Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-09-27 20:02:18 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-09-28 09:42:38 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2026-09-28 11:08:43 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
[2026-09-28 11:37:49 +0000] Ronic pushed the boulder
[2026-09-28 12:01:25 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.967 ============================= Galle
#2 0.952 ============================ msh210
#3 0.605 ================== Cosmo
#4 0.524 =============== Ronic
#5 0.467 ============== ais523
#6 0.227 ====== Murphy
#7 0.217 ====== Edward Murphy
#8 0.135 ==== Salad
#9 0.123 === pizza723
#10 0.049 = snail
#11 0.033 = Forest Sweeney
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by pizza723
and costs 31 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
