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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-10-04 08:49 UTC
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 11
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 3
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 8
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/‘ /‘_/
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-09-28 23:08:40 +0000] Reported boulder at height 9 and slope at 2
[2026-09-30 00:05:10 +0000] pizza723 pushed the boulder
[2026-10-04 08:49:53 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
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TOP RECENT PUSHERS (with exponential decay!)
#1 0.471 ============== ais523
#2 0.468 ============== Galle
#3 0.455 ============= msh210
#4 0.246 ======= Cosmo
#5 0.246 ======= pizza723
#6 0.185 ===== Ronic
#7 0.172 ===== Murphy
#8 0.117 === Edward Murphy
#9 0.104 === Salad
#10 0.038 = snail
(The score is the average over all half-lifes of the scores obtained by
each push contributing 1 with exponential decay with that half-life,
rounding the time using which week it happened on.)
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by msh210
and costs 21 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
