The professor's story so far ..... Osama bin Laden, at the age of 4, gets al-Qa'ida (27 years before it's founding) to strong arms the Indonesian government to coerce the Kenyan government to give the senior Obama a free education in the U.S.
al-Qa'ida then orchestrates the knocking up of Ann Dunham by Barack Obama in Hawaii, arranges their marriage and sneaks the pair out of the U.S and into Kenya, where she gives birth. al-Qa'ida then sneaks the trio back to Hawaii and co-erces Harvard into giving the elder Obama a scholarship so he leaves the mother and child. In the next phase of this fantastic al-Qa'ida plot Lolo Soetoro is sent to Hawaii under the cover of a being a student, in order to seduce and marry Ann Dunham and lure her and her son to Indonesia. Once the boy is under Muslim control the brainwashing begins, but Lolo loses his orders and mistakenly registers the boy as a Muslim and the al-Qa'ida operatives tasked with continuity misses this mistake. After the four year brainwashing of the junior Obama is complete he dutifully asks his mother if he can return to the U.S., where he can slip back into society unnoticed as white kid from Kansas. During the remainder of his formative years al-Qa'ida brainwashes every teacher Obama is assigned into giving him the best grades in the class, though some in the intelligence community assert that all Obama's teachers had been pre-selected and each one brainwashed with the assistance of the Greys, the true puppet-masters behind al-Qa'ida. The Grey's assistance is supported by the rash of UFO sightings Kansans witnessed in 1967 and the claims of many to have been abducted. The U.S.A.F operative tasked with analyzing and suppressing this wave of Grey activity failed to notice that all those abducted were teachers or majoring in education. al-Qa'ida continues to pull the strings for the next 20 years culminating with Obama's acceptance into Harvard. The fudging of his grades and the plagiarized, al-Qa'ida written essay (some in the intelligence community suggest Noam Chomsky actually penned Obama's entry) landed Obama as editor of the Law review. Seeing now that their plan cannot fail, al-Qa'ida makes it existence known to the world, as a *new* terrorist group. In an pre-emptive attempt to squelch evidence of the group's existence before its founding, bogus stories are floated attributing the choice of the name al-Qa'ida to various sources, including Asimov's Foundation Trilogy. A few more years pass though all al-Qa'ida can muster is to get Obama into the Illinois state senate. When Obama loses his 2000 bid for the U.S. House of Representatives, and it's all but assured that the younger Bush will be President, al-Qa'ida creates a bold new plan to get Obama in the Senate by toppling the Twin Towers. It was a brilliant plan, attack NY and Washington and create a hatred for towel-heads so strong that the citizens of Illinois will have no choice but to elect a black guy with a Muslim-like name to show the world they ain't prejudiced. 2007 rolls around and al-Qa'ida is now poised to see the 46 year efforts of their 19 year old organization come to fruition - all that stands in their way now is Hillary Clinton. Utilizing deep-cover operatives at Fox, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, AFP, the BBC and the Guardian, they float the notion that this is Hillary's turn, it is her right and there is no-one going to stop her. She buys the al-Qa'ida ploy - hook, line and sinker and approaches her campaign to secure the nomination as a promenade to coronation. Brainwashing the moldy remnants of the woman's lib movement of the 60's into believing this is their right only helps to cement the notion that she is unstoppable. (My sources say that Noam Chomsky programmed Lynn Samuels in 1974 for this event). With the help of Chuck Hagel (the back-up Manchurian candidate) and the other principals of the vote counting industry Obama secures almost enough votes to win the nomination, so the deep-cover operatives at the new organizations are called upon once more to crown Obama and marginalize Clinton. The plan has worked, as witnesed by Thursday's acceptance speech. Obama is ready to undo all the good work of Reagan and the Bush's and hand over the immense wealth those three presidents created for our nation, to a group of whining American citizens. You see this was Osama bin-Laden's plan along, devised at the age of four, to bankrupt the U.S. as it would the Soviet Union, but this time not by war in Afghanistan but by handing the money over to the people for their health care and general well being. Anyone who cannot see the truth in this is simply a fool. Just ask the Professor - he knows. -- Charlie --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "AlexBennettProgram" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/alexbennettprogram?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
