On Thu, 13 Jun 2002, Chris Dahn wrote:

>From the Jargon Lexicon:
>
>http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/LART.html
>
>"Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool.  The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large
>billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers
>and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with
>the job."

In our department I've dubbed our LART the Clue-by-four.  Also
acceptable are the Cluebat (when referring to a Louisville Slugger) and
the Cluebar (useful for prying the top off of the Luser to examine the
extent to which his brains are missing).

-- 
Brandon D. Valentine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Computer Geek, Center for Structural Biology

"This isn't rocket science -- but it _is_ computer science."
        - Terry Lambert on [EMAIL PROTECTED]

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