public class GoogleGroupPoster
{
	public static void doGoogleGroupsPost()
	{
		String msg = "Need A web xml parsing code... Urgently please";
		boolean iThinkItsUrgent = true;
		boolean iAssumeOthersThinkItsUrgent = true;

		while (!iHaveTheSkillToDoMyOwnWork())
		{
			postToGoogleGroup(msg, iThinkItsUrgent, otherThinkItsUrgent);
			
			if (noOneRespondsToMyShittyQuestion())
			{
				read("http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html");
				msg = getUsefulDescriptiveMessageOfProblem();					
				iAssumeOthersThinkItsUrgent = amIFuckingDelusional();
				
				iThinkItsUrgent = iSeriouslyStillThinkMyQuestionIsUrgent();
				iThinkItsUrgent = iThinkItsUrgent && iDontRealizeNoOneElseGivesAFuck();
				if (iThinkItsUrgent)
				{
					paySomeOneToDoTheWorkImTooStupidOrLazyToDo();
					break;
				}
			}
			else if (receivedSarcasticResponseFromAnAHole())
			{
				learnToFuckingProgram();
				leaveGroup();
				break;
			}
		}
	}
}