HTTP://WWW.STOPNATO.ORG.UK --------------------------- Spare our blushes and put a sack on it
Taping a bag over the heads of Afghan prisoners stops us feeling
anything for them, so we can breakfast in peace Terry Jones I was thrilled to see a photo in
the New York Times last week showing US troops guarding prisoners suspected of
belonging to al-Qaeda in Shibarghan, Afghanistan. The story that accompanied the
picture described how the 101st Airborne Division had been ordered to relieve
the Marine Corps in southern Afghanistan, paving the way for a long-term
military presence in the country.
The photo also appeared in the Times here, but neither paper mentioned the
part of the photo that got me so excited as President of the Humane Society for
Putting Bags Over Suspects' Heads. The photograph clearly showed that the
prisoners suspected of belonging to al-Qaeda had their arms pinioned behind them
and had bags over their heads, secured with metallic tape. We in HSPBOSH have
been trying for years to get more armies to put bags over the heads of anyone
they suspect of anything. For one thing, the placing of a bag over the heads of
suspects protects those of us who are not involved from unpleasant feelings of
sympathy for the prisoners. There is nothing more offensive to ordinary,
law-abiding newspaper-readers than seeing rows of sorry-looking peasants being
herded into the backs of cattle-trucks by our lads in the Army. The prisoners
often looked frightened, dejected and hungry, and how can anyone eat a decent
full breakfast over photos like that?
Once a bag has been placed over their heads, however, it is impossible to
feel much for them. They cease to be human-beings and as such make no
unreasonable call upon our emotions. The placing of a bag over the suspects'
head also has another highly desirable effect: it makes them all look guilty.
One cannot see a man with a bag over his head without feeling that he must have
deserved it, and that anything he has got coming to him is only what he ought to
expect.
The same probably goes for the person with the bag over their head. I've
never had it done to me personally, but I believe the effect is very
disorientating. A prisoner with the bag over his head ceases to feel human as
well as look it, and deprivation of sight, smell and balance encourages him
expect the worst.
And this, of course, brings us to the economic argument for putting heads in
bags. Once a suspect has been trussed-up, had the bag placed over their head,
and been driven around in the back of a cattle truck for a bit, they'll usually
confess to anything. This saves a lot of time, effort and - most importantly -
money in trying to sort out terrorists from ordinary blokes whom the Army has
rounded up because they had unpleasant beards and bad haircuts.
This is one of the reasons why the British Government was so keen on putting
bags over the heads of IRA suspects in the early 1970s. It was very economically
effective. Of course those spoilsports at the European Court of Human Rights put
a spanner in the works in 1978 when they outlawed the technique, claiming that
it 'amounted to a practice of inhuman and degrading treatment'. In other words
they said it was a form of torture.
Luckily the US is not bound by any soft-centred decisions of the European
Court of Human Rights. In fact the US also needn't take any notice of the United
Nations Convention against Torture either, because it was one of the few
countries that had the sense not to sign the agreement in 1985. Argentina,
Belgium, Bolivia, Costa Rica, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Finland, France,
Greece, Iceland, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Senegal, Spain, Sweden,
Switzerland and Uruguay made the mistake of signing it, and subsequently
Venezuela, Luxembourg, Panama, Austria and even the UK and Afghanistan joined
in, but America didn't.
Lucky for them. Now we can see how it's paying off. The US Army can put bags
over the heads of whoever they like. But what really excited us at HSPBOSH was
the fact that the editors of the New York Times and the London Times could
publish the photograph of Afghanistani suspects with bags over their heads
without making any comment at all.
Let's hope this means that the British and American public is finally ready
to accept the fact that the only faces that matter are British and American
faces. These are the only 'people' who count now, and - to be quite honest - the
rest of the world might has well go around with bags over their heads. Which is
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