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Good evening. Tonight I want to take a few minutes to discuss a grave threat to world peace -- me, a mega-corporation dressed up as an ignorant child of privilege. We all know the three reasons that war has become our first and only choice -- Empire, Oil, and Distraction. America was innocent until September 11, 2001. But the events of that day opened our eyes to the opportunity of saving my reputation as a nepotistic election-swindler, while simultaneously fobbing off conquest, business failure; and massive fraud that I could no longer conceal, onto a man receiving dialysis in a faraway cave, in a country without railroads, running water, or phone booths. A year ago we took advantage of the national tragedy to put our troops in close proximity with Chevron's newly-acquired energy resources in the former Soviet Union. To do that, it was necessary to single out Afghanistan. There were those at that time who wished to invade Iraq, and they had a strong voice, but we pointed out that there was no relationship between al-Qaeda and Iraq. That was then. This, I think, is now. Eleven years ago, as a condition for ending the Persian Gulf Massacre, in which we bombed and starved and poisoned and irradiated the Iraqi people as punishment for that country's trading their oil without paying vigorish to Exxon and Amoco, we required it to destroy anything which, in some fevered imagination, might permit that country to, however feebly, resist a future president's wanton desire to dominate it. Many Americans have raised legitimate questions: About the nature of the threat. About the urgency of action -- and why be concerned now? About the link between Iraq developing weapons of terror, and the wider war on terror. These are all issues I have discussed broadly and fully with Bechtel, Raytheon and Halliburton, and there's no need to confuse you, my fellow Americans, with the contradictory details, other than to repeat the same absurd litany of senseless and hysterical alarms. There are those who say the pre-emptive war we are urging is unprecedented wanton aggression, and an unprecedented violation of international law and the norms we profess to uphold. They are wrong. It is by no means unprecedented. There are those who say let the inspectors do their work. To them I say we tried inspection before, but Iraqis complained that our inspectors were spying on things outside their mission. And our inspectors admitted to this. So my father withdrew the inspectors and bombed, poisoned, and irradiated the Iraqi people. Can I do less? We know that Iraq has had great quantities of weapons. We kept the receipts. We know that they used these weapons against Iran. The fact that we assisted them and cheered them at the time, and gloated openly at war between two nations who were processing their own oil, is of no matter here. Like other generations of Americans did in Vietnam, Grenada, and Panama, and the secret bombing of Cambodia, we will commit violence and aggression and solemnly call it "defending human liberty against violence and aggression." By our resolve to put profits uber alles, we will give strength to other naked, garden-variety imperialists. By our courage in attacking only nations that can not conceivably defend themselves, we will give hope to the world's other blackguards. Children, kitchen, churches! One America over everything! Work will make you free! God bless America. --------------------------- ANTI-NATO INFORMATION LIST ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?a84x2u.bacIlu Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
