Something about me is that I am one of those enthusiastic persons in
the world community who strongly believe that Arachne is one of the
most exciting hits to come along on the computer screen.  One of the
greatest.

However, I am anticipating that the default tagline which many of us
continue to use, "This mail was written by user of Arachne, the Ultimate
Internet Client.", might create a problem for me.

How might it create a problem?  Well even though I have just admitted
that, from my point of view, Arachne is so exciting and the greatest or
in other words "the Ultimate"--I have decided to use strategy of
changing "the Ultimate"  to  "the Versatile".

Let me explain...    I periodically am writing emails to people who just
came of computer age in the era of Microsoft Windows 95/98 and 266+ MHz
MMX Intel Pentiums. These people are like 'flat earthers', completely
unaware that a whole BIG ENORMOUS MULTIFACETED AND HIGHLY SKILLED world
of computing and computer technology IS in existence outside of their
very small world view (and has been in existence for many years pre
dating their belated introduction into computing).

Perhaps, at this point in this message, you might be starting to guess
that I want to avoid having to go up against 'a brick wall' when trying
to explain to these people of lesser exposure, how anything could be
more "ultimate" that Microsoft's Windows and 600 MHz Pentiums running
MicroSoft's Office 2000 and Internet Explorer 5 point whatever. [I've
just coined a term for that ensemble: "The ultimate highly capable
straitjacket."]

Therefore, as of today I've changed my default tagline  from "... ...
The Ultimate ..."  and to "This mail was written by user of Arachne,
the Versatile Internet Browser".

You see, I can explain/show to these people in 60 seconds or less, how
and why Arachne is so "Versatile". I can very very quickly show them
several examples which will be technically simple enough for them to
immediately understand:
  "Look you just hit one key, F5, and Arachne instantly toggles among 3
very different screen layouts." AND "Look you just hit one key, F6, and
Arachne views the HTML source of the currently displayed page, say for
instance to investigate for hidden credits or other hidden info in the
currently displayed page." AND "Look just hit G key and type in the name
of a file on your hard disk drive located in any directory and Arachne
displays the file on its screen. Whether that file be a text file, image
file, movie file or etc." AND "Look how fast I can easily set one of ten
hotkeys, Shift-F1 through Shift-F10, to immediately callup that
important or favorite file or image, (located anywhere on your HDD,
CDROM or even the floppy drive) with just one key press." AND "Look just
hit one shifted key, Alt-P, to have Arachne create a postscripts file
from the currently displayed page." AND "Look Arachne enables myself or
anyone else to do all that and more, on this 'antique' Toshiba, Intel
486DX4-75MHz notebook computer." AND etc., etc., etc.

**I expect to have no problem defending my new Arachne promoting default
tagline!

- Eric Yaeger // [EMAIL PROTECTED]

-- This mail was written by user of Arachne, the Versatile Internet Browser
-- Arachne V1.67, NON-COMMERCIAL copy, http://arachne.cz/

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