Sam reminded us:
>I'm sure none of us men would know anything about that because
>all of us are always being told that we don't understand women.
<snipped from a joke>
The programmer then interjected: "I also believe that, if necessary,
a married man is entitled to a mistress. However, I do not see why
the affair should be concealed from the wife. On the contrary, if
the affair is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell
his wife that he is going to see his mistress, tell his mistress
that he is going to be with his wife, then go to his office and
get some work done!"
</snip>
A shame that technique won't work with cats...
Jake
