Hey crew,
SEASONS ... whatever };>
T'was two weeks before Christmas, and all through the list
hidden lurkers were stating that they got the gist
Of the message one miscreant started to shout
"I'm here by mistake, LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT!"
While we on the list, who had no control
were treated with bad words that started to roll.
And when I said "spam blocker" there arose yet more chatter
that being able to fix it themselves matter!
Not much to my wonder, since they all used Windoze,
their "logic" and manners, to be succinct,
BLOWS!!
Explain all you like that "listers" don't manage,
control, or otherwise cause Majordomo damage
And it does no good ... they don't hear a thing
and into our mailboxes they continue to bring
Their gripes and their grouses, their whining and pining
to escape from the list -- by some magical devining?? --
Filled all the bandwidth with pixels and pouting
and ASCII-ish boorish downright juvenile shouting.
But we need not worry, when you stop to think
that with our Arachne, as fast as a blink,
We can right click, right click, DELETE clear out things
from our Inbox without
a CTRL key
or trash can
or FILE click
on a whole screen at once.
While others pound sand and act like a dunce.
To those who love CLI, who can Telnet/FTP
by themselves without GUI -- can feel Windoze free --
A reminder that even unpleasantries pass
if we simply IGNORE THEM with class.
Such is my promise, since names always show,
I shall Right Click Delete
and thus never need know
Should some people continue their senseless demand
and I won't need to empty any silly Trash Can.
-- 2002 All right reserved, all wrong ignored, all smiles welcome
