I think I have it figured out.

My guess is that there's a recurring ad in the Lagos Times ...

"Earn millions of dollars daily, working from your own home."

When I lived in Africa (late 80s) one of the security guards always slept
on duty. Whenever I woke him, he always said he was just pretending to
sleep, but was really listening for the "rouge" (thief). No matter how
hard I argued, he would never admit that he slept on duty.

So, one night I handcuffed him to the chair and set off firecrackers
under him. He still refused to admit he was sleeping, and walked around
for hours with the chair attached to his side.

I eventually gave up and opted to give him PLENTY of very strong coffee.
That was only marginally successful. 

Finally, I deleted him (dismissed from my sight, not killed).

I think that's probably all we can do with the email from the general's
son (mother, lawyer, accountant, etc). My keyboard has a specially marked
key especially for that purpose. 

Bob


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