On Fri, Sep 09, 2005 at 10:39:06AM -0700, eliott wrote:
> 
> Judd Vinet said:
> > I defy anybody to divine a pattern from our previous seven tagnames.
> 
> 0.1 Homer -- This is an allusion to the fact that drinking beer is cool,
> along with drooling and nuclear power.
> 
> 0.2 Vega -- Vega is the 5th brightest star in the sky. Arch was aiming to
> take the 5th slot from distrowatch. At this time, the 5th spot was held by
> SuSe. This is a statement that germans like beer, and since beer is cool,
> we too can beat the germans (at liking beer).
> 
> 0.3 Firefly -- Fireflies come out in the evening, which is a great time to
> drink beer. Fireflies also provide bioluminescence..which is damn cool
> (aside: if you are exposed to nuclear power--homer reference--you will
> glow too).
> 
> 0.4 Dragon -- Dragons hearken back to a time of mead and rich dark beers
> that were very meal-like in the constitution. Dragons, knights, swords,
> and drinking. Good times.
> 
> 0.5 Nova -- Chevy Nova obviously. How much wanton debauchery has occured
> in the back of chevy Novas over the years? I bet alot..much of it
> attributed to beer most likely.
> 
> 0.6 Widget -- " A small mechanical device or control; a gadget." so says
> answers.com. So..a widget could be anything small and mechanical. There
> are lots of small mechanical things used in beer production. Valves, small
> pipes, dials, knobs, its all there. Again..a possible reference to beer,
> this time the production and maybe dispensing of it. (Note: nuclear power
> also uses small mechanical devices).
> 
> 0.7 Wombat -- A departure from the beer theme. Likely someone got too
> drunk, and ended up watching the discovery channel..a special on
> australia/wombats. Drawn by their inherent coolness factor (which was made
> more cool by being drunk), the name was chosen. (note: wombats are
> australian. australians love to drink..possible beer connection).
> 
> 0.8 ??????
> 
> The pattern has something to do with beer/nuclear power.

That was very elaborate.  But it also strengthens the Noodly argument.
What are the three reasons for choosing Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?

- Flimsy moral standards.
- Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that,
demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer
Volcano.

Go beer volcano!

Jason

-- 
If you understand, things are just as they are.  If you do not understand,
things are just as they are.

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