Don't feel the Troll

2006/8/14, Snarkout <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> This excerpt from one of America's greatest ever movies sums up my opinion on
> the matter.  Some folks need to find more important things to get excited
> about IMO.
>
> -------------------------
>
> WALTER
> This was a valued rug.
>
> WALTER
> This was, uh--
>
> DUDE
> Yeah man, it really tied the room together...
>
> WALTER
> This was a valued, uh.
>
> DONNY
> What tied the room together, Dude?
>
> WALTER
> Were you listening to the story, Donny?
>
> DONNY
> What?
>
> WALTER
> Were you listening to the Dude's story?
>
> DONNY
> I was bowling...
>
> WALTER
> So you have no frame of reference, Donny.  You're like a child who
> wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants to know...
>
> DUDE
> What's your point, Walter?
>
> WALTER
> There's no f**king reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no f**king reason--
>
> DONNY
> Yeah Walter, what's your point?
>
> WALTER
> Huh?
>
> DUDE
> What's the point of--we all know who was at fault, so what the f**k are
> you talking about?
>
> WALTER
> Huh?  No!  What the f**k are you talking--I'm not--we're talking about
> unchecked aggression here--
>
> DONNY
> What the f**k is he talking about?
>
> DUDE
> My rug.
>
> WALTER
> Forget it, Donny.  You're out of your element.
>
> DUDE
> This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill so what the
> f**k are you talking about?
>
> WALTER
> What the f**k are you talking about?! This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm
> talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do
> not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian-
> American.  Please.
>
> DUDE
> Walter, this is not a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy who
> peed on my...
>
> WALTER
> What the f**k are you?
>
> DUDE
> Walter, he peed on my rug.
>
> DONNY
> He peed on the Dude's rug.
>
> WALTER
> YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!  This Chinaman is not the issue, Dude.
>
> DUDE
> So who--
>
> WALTER
> Jeff Lebowski.  Come on.  This other Jeffrey Lebowski.  The millionaire.
> He's gonna be easier to find anyway than these two, uh. these two  . . .
> And he has the wealth, uh, the resources obviously, and there is no
> reason, no f**kING reason, why his wife should go out and owe money and
> they pee on your rug.  Am I wrong?
>
> DUDE
> No, but...
>
> WALTER
> Am I wrong?!?
>
> DUDE
> Yeah, but...
>
> WALTER
> Okay. That, uh.  That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
>
> DUDE
> F**kin' A.
>
> DONNY
> And this guy peed on it.
>
> WALTER
> Donny!  Please!
>
> DUDE
> Yeah, I could find this Lebowski guy--
>
> DONNY
> His name is Lebowski?  That's your name, Dude!
>
> DUDE
> Yeah, this is the guy, this guy should compensate me for the f**king rug.
> I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they pee on my rug.
>
> WALTER
> Thaaat's right Dude; they pee on
> your f**king Rug.
>
> --
> Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased; thus do we refute entropy.
>  --Spider Robinson
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