Speaking of December 2003 and January 2004, in the spirit of all the
predictions made each year at this time by media talking heads I'd like to make the
following equally insightful predictions:

In 2004, the world will experience an earthquake, a flood, and some sunny
days.  The US Post Office will lose somebody's mail.  Somebody will make a bold
peace plan which the media will hail, and which will accomplish nothing.  Some
people will kill other people.  The US will hold a presidential election, and
the victor will be either a Republican or a Democrat.  Fundamentalist Muslims
will hate America, nearly as much as the French and the Democrats do.  Iowans
will support free markets and demand ethanol subsidies.  The Dow Jones
Industrial Average will rise, or fall, or both.  The news media will find something,
somewhere to blame on Ronald Reagan.

Happy Old Year,

David Levenstam

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