Come on! This looks like satire. It's not a serious article.
________________________________ From: $ Pavan Kumar $ <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, March 23, 2009 9:39:08 PM Subject: [arr] Robots will dance to 'Jai Ho' in Transformers 2 Director Michael Bay, after lambasting the Academy for not giving 'Transformers' an Oscar or two is determined to have his revenge. You won't believe how 'Transformers 2' ends - the Autobots and Decepticons will dance to a remixed version of A.R Rahman's 'Jai Ho' at a train station, lampooning this years Oscar Winner 'Slumdog Millionaire'. “We are going to do our own Bollywood dance segment and we are going to use the ‘Jai Ho’ Pussycat remake,” Michael Bay said. “Everyone saw Jazz’s dance moves in the first film and knows he is down with the homies. So, he will lead the rest of the Autobots and even a surprise performance by Soundwave as he calls upon Ravage who turns into a tape cassette and supplies the beats. It is going to destroy what Danny Boyle did — no disrespect. Much love and Jai Ho!” At first it was hard to tell if he was serious or joking, but when he mentioned the “Jai Ho” remix beat out the new version of “The Touch” which was performed by Stan Bush on the soundtrack for the animated Transformers film in the ’80s we're sure he had spent some time thinking about it and it had to be legit. “Since the stuck up Academy doesn’t think a blockbuster, millions of dollars, kick ass, best movie ever is worthy of a Best Picture nomination we’ve made a film that won’t give ‘em a choice,” Michael Bay said with an air of confidence. “Transformers 2 is not only going to blow the doors off the theaters it is going to be a film critic’s and stuffed shirt Academy member’s nightmare as they will have no choice but to love it and call it the best movie of 2009.” And how will Transformers 2 impress critics since the first Transformers wasn’t even able to beat out The Golden Compass for Best Visual Effects in 2008. “Pardon my French, but baisez The Golden Compass! Talking polar bears? That’s what you have for me?" he said, "No one even saw that movie. My movie pulled in hundreds of millions, was awesome and we get to make a sequel. Where’s the sequel to The Golden Compass?” “Well, I’m thinking of a little something called Slumdog Millionaire, only with Transformers 2 the fans won’t have to worry about the picture itself being Oscar-worthy. I won’t be selling out and turning it into some kind of Holocaust film where Megan Fox gets naked only to get railed by some 16-year-old. Instead I am saving it all for the end like Slumdog did.” The Bay continued, “Since Jazz got ripped in two in the last film and won’t have a part in the new film we felt it was only right to bring him back for our own Slumdog ending.” The Transformers might look corny dancing to 'Jai Ho', but only time will tell if 'Slumdog' director Danny Boyle finds the Transformers 2 ending the least bit funny. http://www.india.com/entertainment/movies/robots_will_dance_jai_ho_transformers_2_3886 ------------------------------------ Are you searching for a reason, to be kind? <b> Explore, Experience, Enjoy A.R.Rahman - The Man, The Music, The Magic. Only at arrahmanfans.com - The definitive A.R.Rahman e-community. Homepage: http://www.arrahmanfans.com Admin: [email protected] To Subscribe: [email protected] To Unsubscribe: [email protected]! Groups Links
