Oh, man. Early retirement here I come! --Tim
--- "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Just write an app to help the Drug Dealers with their delivery problems > (sheesh, most of the ITSM suite could apply to this in various ways, > but the SLAs might be a bit different). > > ....Dan > p.s. I'll let you imaginative types figure out the details .... > > -----Original Message----- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (COMSYS) > Sent: April 21, 2006 16:24 > To: [email protected] > Subject: OT: Friday Humor > > > I'm sure this isn't new, but it's new to me... > > How Software Developers Differ From Drug Dealers > ------------------------- --------------------------- > Drug Dealers Software Developers > ------------------------- --------------------------- > Refer to their clients Refer to their clients > as "users". as "users". > > "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial > version..." > > Have important Asian Have important Asian > connections. connections. > > Strange jargon: Strange jargon: > "Stick" "SCSI" > "Rock" "RTFM" > "Wrap" "Packet" > "E" "C" > "Stash" "Cache" > "Drive-by" "CTRL ALT DEL" > "Hit (LSD)" "Hit (WWW)" > "Source" "Source-code" > "The Pigs" "Microsoft" > > > Realize that there's tons Realize that there's tons > of cash in the 14- to of cash in the 14- to > 25-year-old market. 25-year-old market. > > > Clients really like your Clients really like your > stuff when it works. stuff when it works. > When it doesn't work When it doesn't work > they want to kill you. they want to kill you. > > ... and the best... > Do your job well and Damn! DAMN!!! > you can sleep with > sexy movie stars who > depend on you. > > > Christopher Pruitt > Remedy Developer > EDS - Bank of America > > ____________________________________________________________________________ > ___ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at http://www.wwrug.org > > _______________________________________________________________________________ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at http://www.wwrug.org > > _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at http://www.wwrug.org
